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KINGSHUK [Class 12]Wednesday, September 23, 2009 6:31:23 AM
hi buddies,

actually in dis forum i'm not goin 2 rite jokes but u will.
& here is the catch, every Sunday i will choose which is the best joke & da winner.

Since da holidays hv begun, i'm expectin lots of CLEAN jokes.

So n e 1 brave enough 2 accept my challenge. C'mon friends MAKE ME LAUGH!!!
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BAISAKHI [Class 5]Saturday, October 3, 2009 11:11:10 AM
okay....here's d 1st 1

FBI was lukin 4 an assasin. after many interviews, tests, experiments, dere were 3 finalists -- 2 men & 1 woman.

for d last test, d 1st man was called & given a gun. he was told 2 go into a metal room, where his wife was tied, & to shoot her. it was to test his loyalty.

The man stared in dismay at d guard & finally, shaking his head, said tht he cudnt do it. He was told to take his wife & go home.

next came d second man. he was given d same instructions. he took d gun & went in. But after 5mins he came out with tears in his eyes sayin tht he cudnt do it. He was also dismissed.

Finally came d turn of d woman. She was told to shoot her husband.

She went in with d gun & soon some clicks cud be heard. A few moments later, dere was d sound of cursing, a lot of banging & d death cries of someone followed again by banging. After 10mins, d woman came out.

To the astonished ppl she said, "The gun was empty. So I had to beat him to death with the chair."

Moral of the story: If u want a job done, give it to a woman
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KINGSHUK [Class 12]Sunday, October 4, 2009 12:30:15 AM
Since there was only 1 joke the winner by default is Baisakhi. Congrats Baisakhi, you win a trip to Malaysia, a Honda City, an iphone 3G, a bungalow in Dubai and lifetime supply of money.

This offer goes to the other joke writers also. So ek joke likho aur life rangeen banao.
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ABHRAJIT [Class 5]Sunday, October 4, 2009 9:47:29 PM
1st friend -You know, some kidnappers have kidnapped my MOTHER-IN-LAW

2nd friend -so what? you should be happy

1st friend -oh! how can I be happy?the kidnappers said that if I did not pay $4000, then they would return the unwanted HELL back to me!!
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ABHRAJIT [Class 5]Thursday, October 8, 2009 9:12:25 PM
hey Kingshuk, where's my prize?
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KINGSHUK [Class 12]Thursday, October 8, 2009 11:20:37 PM
Be a little patient Abhi, i'll surely hand it over on Sunday. Only a couple of days more. And the gifts are truly amazing.
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BAISAKHI [Class 5]Friday, October 9, 2009 4:13:52 AM
A man bought a Ferrari & decided to go for a drive. While driving, he kept on accelerating the speed to 70, then 80, then to 90 miles/hr.

Soon, he heard the siren of a cop car behind him.

He thought, " a squad car can't catch me" & further increased the speed. Then he realised what he was doing & quicly pulled over.

The cop came upto him & said, "Listen, it's firday night & the ned of my shift. Ticketing u wud result in more paperwork for me. so if u can think of an excuse that i hvn't heard before, i'll let u go."

The man thought for a while. then he said, "last week, my wife ran away with a cop. I was afraid you were the same cop & had come to give her back"
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SREEMOYEE [Class 5]Saturday, October 10, 2009 2:12:13 AM
lets' seee

teacher(in maths cls):- ramu, if i hve 24 apples in 1 hand nd 56 apples in another, then one can safely say that i have...........

ramu:- 2 huge hands!!!! :)

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KINGSHUK [Class 12]Sunday, October 11, 2009 1:19:30 AM
Abhrajit, Baisakhi and Sreemoyee , all three of you won lifetime suply of bangla homework and one cadbury eclaires each. YUMMMM! So enjoy.
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ARATRIKA [Class 12]Monday, October 12, 2009 4:50:15 AM
hehe... nice gift... lifetime suply of bangla homework
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SREEMOYEE [Class 5]Wednesday, October 14, 2009 1:11:40 AM
i hv no problem wid da eclairs..thanks a tonne nd abt the lifetime supply of bangla homework chnage it 2 english na ba amths holeo tao shojhyo kora jay..kintu bangla.........
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ARATRIKA [Class 12]Sunday, February 6, 2011 7:40:02 AM
keno, matribhashay allergy keno, didi?
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SUYATRA [Class 5]Saturday, February 26, 2011 10:07:13 AM
okay...it is time for me to try my luck....
once in india, a dog attacked a woman...a man seeing this killed the dog and saved the woman...

Next Day's Headline...
"Man saves Lady"
...that day the man in an interview informed the reporters that he is a foreigner...


The next day's headline....
"Foreigner saves Native Lady"...
that day the man revealed in another interview that he is Pakistani....


the next day's headline...
"Terrorist Kills Dog!!!"
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SUYATRA [Class 5]Friday, March 11, 2011 4:57:28 AM
hey Kingshuk....puroshkar deoar khomota na thakleo at least winner toh announce kor!!!!
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USRI []Monday, October 17, 2011 11:05:47 AM
MOTHER;This is really pure milk. i wonder

MILKMAN;Yes ,every drop of water added is purified.
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AATREYEE []Sunday, October 23, 2011 3:44:08 AM
There are 5 people in this joke: Mad,Somebody,Nobody,Brain and Police.
One day Mad saw Somebody killing Nobody.
Mad to Police: Sir Somebody is killing Nobody.
Police: Do you have a Brain?
Mad: Brain is bathing sir.
Police: Are you Mad?
Mad: Yes Iam.

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AATREYEE []Sunday, October 23, 2011 3:56:49 AM
Kingshuk Dada

At least tell me that my joke was good

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AATREYEE []Sunday, October 23, 2011 10:43:01 PM
Ok,another one.

Lift operator:We've reached the fifth floor.You may get off,son

Elderly man:Why do you call meson?

Lift operator:I brought youup,didnt I?
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AATREYEE []Wednesday, February 22, 2012 10:37:49 PM
i guess i have to give up.....
but who knows?
maybe u ppl thought that my joke was too good and were awstruck to reply, right?
Aatreyee
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AATREYEE []Wednesday, February 22, 2012 10:43:46 PM
*awestruck
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