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AATREYEE []Friday, April 6, 2012 12:49:32 AM
hehe....nice!
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AATREYEE []Friday, April 6, 2012 12:49:34 AM
hehe....nice!
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SAYAK [Class 12]Monday, April 23, 2012 9:21:13 PM
@atreyee--dont worry..your jokes are also quite good...and in this joke session everyone is a winner...goes by default...@baisakhi---are you crazy????
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AATREYEE []Tuesday, April 24, 2012 9:17:37 PM
thx Sayak dada :)
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KINGSHUK [Class 12]Friday, July 13, 2012 11:50:45 AM
Its a mad world:
"To be is to do"-Socrates
"To do is to be"-Vivekananda
"Do b do b do"-Scooby Doo
"Zoobee do b do b"-3 idiots
"To do do to do do"-Docomo :D
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MOUBANI [Class 12]Friday, July 13, 2012 10:49:50 PM
Nice notice made I must say.
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KINGSHUK [Class 12]Friday, July 20, 2012 1:42:34 PM
Kolkata to Mumbai - 1,957 Km
Mumbai to Kolkata - 1,957 Km

Ground floor to 15th floor - 15 floors
15th floor to ground floor - 15 floors

Monday to Saturday - 5 days
Saturday to Monday - 2 days.

Life is unfair :(
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MOUBANI [Class 12]Tuesday, July 24, 2012 12:32:19 AM
Life's truly unfair in various ways.Just look at us of class IX-not even sure whether da 'xams will start on 13th or 23rd.
Arre bhai, preparatin lena hai!
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KINGSHUK [Class 12]Saturday, August 25, 2012 8:19:06 AM
6 great qualities of students

1-CONSISTENCY-once a zero, always a zero!

2-VOICE MODULATION-Attendance in 5 different voices!

3-PRESENTATION SKILL-Presenting 1 answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions.

4-ART-designing Classroom Tables!

5-STAMINA-Tolerate teachers for 40 min lectures!

6-SACRIFICE- getting less marks and giving others a chance to Top!
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AATREYEE []Sunday, August 26, 2012 10:36:22 PM
nice :)
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KINGSHUK [Class 12]Saturday, October 13, 2012 2:14:11 PM
A man got arrested for biting a woman in the ladies compartment of a train.
Police: Why on earth did you bite the woman?
Man: Because on the wall of the compartment it was written "Mohilader Kamra"
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AATREYEE []Tuesday, October 30, 2012 1:57:15 AM
Hehe. :D
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AKSHITA []Wednesday, October 31, 2012 5:17:50 AM
Once a teacher told her student to learn English and come the next day. The boy agreed. The next day while going to school he heard a girl telling her brother,"Hi Darling!" He learnt it up. Next he heard a girl screming at a boy," You shut up!" At last he heard a shopkeeper telling the customers," Ladies first," He learnt everything what he heard and went to school.

Then when his teacher came to class everyone wished he good morning. But he said," Hi darling!"

The teacher replied,"Shut up!!"
Again the boy," You shut up!"
The teacher got v. angry and said," Come with me to the incharge,"
The boy replied," LAdiesm 1st," :D
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AATREYEE []Thursday, November 1, 2012 1:39:56 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!! good one!! x]
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AKSHITA []Friday, November 2, 2012 1:54:59 AM
A boy once asked his teacher,"Sir bolun to thappor + chimti = koto??"

Sir," Mane, tumi bolte chaicho ta ki???"

The boy," Sir, etao janen na....thappor + chimti = 7!"

Sir," E ki kore shmbhob????"

The boy," Sir, thappor mare 5 angul diye r chimti dai 2 angul diye. Toh 5+2=7!!"
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AATREYEE []Friday, November 2, 2012 5:24:49 AM
@Akshita- Nice one! x]

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AATREYEE []Friday, November 2, 2012 5:30:35 AM
A politician entered a classroom. He said “there are forty students in d class and my mnthly salary is 1 lakh 20 thousand. So what is my age?”
All d studnts were surprised till one stood up for d ansr.nw its d politician’s turn 2 look surprised.The studnt said- “40”. Politician -“How cum?”
Stu- ‘My eld bro is 20.he’s half mad.so u shud b 40.”
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AKSHITA []Saturday, November 3, 2012 12:19:56 AM
Hey! I knw this joke, I've heard this from my elder sis. Anyways this is a gd joke
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AATREYEE []Saturday, November 3, 2012 4:13:19 AM
A Mathematician, an engineer and a physicist were traveling through countryside of Scotland when they saw a black sheep through the window of the train.
"Aha", says the engineer, "I see that Scottish sheep are black”
"Hmm", says the physician, "You mean that some Scottish sheep are black”
"No", says the mathematician, "All we know is that there is at least one sheep in Scotland and that at least one side of that one sheep is black”.
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KINGSHUK [Class 12]Saturday, November 3, 2012 4:50:25 PM
Really liked both of your jokes.
Keep posting and make this topic stay at the top of the forum. :D. Here's one:

Brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 Hrs 365 days continuously from the time of birth.

But stops only when we enter the exam hall.
Dhokebaaz...!
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