please submit the jokes which you think are really funny.

Sardarni: Lo light chali gayi,
Sardar: Light chali gayi toh fan chalu kar,
Sardarni: Lo fir vahi sardar vali baat, Agar fan chalu kiya toh mombati buj nahi jayegi??

Many people faced problem when there was a power interrupt in Delhi. The most affected person was a sardar who was stuck on an elevator for 48 hours as it stopped moving.

2 eyes r d best friendz. they smile together they cry together they sleep together but when they see a girl only 1 blinks!!!!

one i heard in radio 2day.
why is WB the most romantic state in India
bcoz here every night we have candle night dinners thanks to the gift of powercuts by cesc and wbseb

Karthikdarailer chakri niyechen....Kolkata theke Delhi pouchote 12 ghonta late koreche....

Akjon lok Karthikdake:ki je koren??ato deri kano lagalen??

Karthikda: ki kori bolun?prothombar toh tai prottek statione theme jiggesh korte hochilo "ei line ta ki Delhi jai??"

see my favourite one.I found it in telekids.
Man(to God):How long is a million years to you?
God: Just like a minute.
Man: How long is a million dollars to you?
God: Just like a penny.
Man: Then please give me a penny.
God: Wait a minute

girl: dad can you sign with your eyes closed
dad: no but why?
girl : you must start practicing
as my report card will come soon!!!

there was a mirror which killed everyone who lied before it...

Sachin Tendulkar: i think i cant play cricket(dies)

George Bush: i think i love Iran!!!(dies)

Kassav: i think i am a good person (dies)

Sardarji: i think...(dies)

Q: What do u call it wen mr.bean sleeps?


A: Soya bean!

I HAVE GOT ANOTHER FUNNY ONE.
Titanic was sinking.

Santa: How much the earth is far from here?

Banta: 1 kilo meter.

Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"

Banta: Downwards !

Santa and Banta were enjoying a helicopter ride.
Santa: Dont you think its a bit cold?
Banta: Yes. I will stop the helicopter's fan.

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.

Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"
Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!"
(FROM www.funshun.com)

a Japanese man came to India
he boarded a taxi.while he was in the taxi, he looked out of the window.he saw a Camry.He said"Toyota Camry, made in japan, very fast" next he saw a verna he said"hyundai verna,made in Japan, very fast" when he reached his friend's house, he was stunned to see the taxi meter showing "RS 5000", the driver cooly replied,"taxi meter made in india, very fast"

A cute letter by a little kid:
"Dear maths, please grow up and solve your own problems."

Glass tute to kya awaz aati hain??
Crush?
No!
Crash?
Nahi!
Crack?
Nahi yar!

Mammi ki awaz aati hain,"Tod do, sab tod do, kambakto, kuch mat chorna is ghar mein..."

teacher:why have you not
done your homework?
sunny:i live in a hostel sir!

Ek cinema hall ka malik Gandhiji ka bada fan tha.

Isliye usne apne Cinema Hall ka naam rakha "GANDHIJI KA DHOTI"

Ab jab bhi koi film lagti toh paper me ad aati-

Gandhiji Ke Dhoti me HULCHUL

Gandhiji ke Dhoti me AAG

Gandhiji Ke Dhoti me ANACONDA

Gandhiji ke Dhoti me KOI MIL GAYA

Gandhiji Ke Dhoti me 3 IDIOTS

Gandhiji Ke Dhoti me TUM MILE :)

Question: Which is the favourite subject of snakes???

Ans:Hissss.........tory