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SWASTIK [Class 12]Saturday, September 18, 2010 2:02:56 AM
Which is the biggest ant of the world???

Ans: Eleph-ant
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SWASTIK [Class 12]Saturday, September 18, 2010 2:04:47 AM
What do people who wear spects see in their dreams???

Ans:Nothing!!! They cant see if they dont wear spects while sleeping......and no-one wears spects while sleeping!!
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SUYATRA [Class 5]Monday, September 20, 2010 3:21:21 AM
Teacher: What is the fastest thing in the world?
1st student: Its light madam.
2nd student: No, its sound madam.
3rd student: the blink of an eye madam.
Banta: Loose motion madam!!
Student: what? how can you say that?
Banta: Madam, last night i had loose motion....be4 i could turn on the light....be4 i could make a sound.....be4 i coul even blink.....everything was done in th pant!!!!
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RITWIKA []Friday, February 11, 2011 9:56:22 PM
Rita: Will you come to th party tomorrow?
Swati: No, sorry I will go to see Romeo and Juliet.
Rita: Aare. No problem, you can come with them also.
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RITWIKA []Friday, February 11, 2011 10:01:42 PM
Teacher: Convert this sentence into future tense - "I killed a person".
Student: "You will go to jail:!
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ANURADHA [Class 10]Wednesday, October 15, 2014 9:58:18 AM
me: I'm grounded.
Friend: what did u do this time?
me: My mom threw a sock at me and i shouted" Master gifted Dobby a sock! Dobby is free!!!!!!!!"
Friend: I'm proud of u.
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MAYUKHMALI []Saturday, October 18, 2014 4:56:08 AM
Customer: What price is the roll?
Confectioner: Rs. 20.
Customer: And the sauce?
Confectioner: It is free with the roll.
Customer: Then give me the sauce only.

With warm regards
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SREEJAN []Saturday, November 1, 2014 12:00:24 AM
Harry Potter fans
" I wanna go to hoghwarts"
Percy Jackson fans
"I wanna go to camp half-blood"
Narnia fans
"I wanna go to narnia"
Hunger Games fans
"I'm ok"
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SREEJAN []Saturday, November 1, 2014 12:00:43 AM
Harry Potter fans
" I wanna go to hoghwarts"
Percy Jackson fans
"I wanna go to camp half-blood"
Narnia fans
"I wanna go to narnia"
Hunger Games fans
"I'm ok"
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AHANA []Sunday, November 23, 2014 9:28:31 AM
What is the best way to avoid a mosquito bite?
Ans:don't bite any!!!!
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AHANA []Sunday, November 23, 2014 10:04:51 AM
A teacher asked a student,"where is the Himalayas ?"
Students said,"I don't know ma'am. "
Teacher got angry and asked the boy to stand on the bench.
Student said,"I still can't see it!!!"......
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SUPRAVO []Wednesday, December 24, 2014 11:11:15 PM
father ; why did you get so low marks in maths this term ?

son : absence

father : what!you are absent on the day of the exam ?

son : no , but the person who sits next to me was !
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SRIJIT []Friday, October 9, 2015 7:03:01 AM
2 cannibals were feeding on jokers...
1 said 2 d other "Dosn't this rtaste funny?"
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RANAJAY [Class 12]Tuesday, October 27, 2015 2:07:51 AM
One day, a Mother Tomato,a Father Tomato and their Baby Tomato were walking down the road....

....The Baby Tomato was lagging quite behind his parent Tomatoes......

....so the Father Tomato walked upto him and......

....urr....and smashed the Baby Tomato ....

....the Father Tomato said..."Kech"up Son ...."kech"up.
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ANISH []Friday, October 30, 2015 7:03:55 AM
Answer:What is the name of Gandhiji's son?
Answer:Daneshan(The nation)
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ANISH []Friday, October 30, 2015 7:07:38 AM
Full Forms
Maths-Meri Aatma Tujhe Harroz Satayegi
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